maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via perks-of-being-chinese)

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

(via moistbottom)

dollarsign:

what’s a kiss without a little booty grabbing?

(via fake-mermaid)

so-personal:

everything personal